1:25 AM 6/3/2009
Skit idea...
A man with one master.
He pledges loyalty to his one master.
Then... another master comes along.
He offers higher pay in secret to the man.
So the man thinks. Ahah! Maybe he can work for TWO masters at the same time... so he earn DOUBLE... big buck$$$
So he strikes a deal with the second master.
Time passes. His first master asks him to sweep the floor.
His second master asks him to wash the dishes.
The man runs back and forth. He starts getting tired and making a comedy of errors.
The first master asks him to vacuum the carpet.
The second master asks him to wash the toilet.
The first master asks him to make breakfast
The second, wash the dishes.
The first master asks him to take the dog for a walk
The second, feed the goldfish
The man tries to multitask... and gets confused!
He washes the carpet and vacuums the toilet bowl
He washes the breakfast and breaks the dishes
He feeds the dog and walks the goldfish.
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