Monday, July 5, 2010

The Ballad of Peter Barker (sketch)

Did you ever hear of the terrible tale of Peter Barker,
  Some distant relative of a certain Parker?
A tale that would harrow thy soul
  Freeze thy PC and hang thy system
Oh, Peter Barker (but you can call him Peanut Butter
  'Cos there's not much difference - now. You'll see.)
He was some rather - and I put it mildly -
  Incompetent nincompoop of a webmaster
Who made it straight into
  And was awarded a (posthumous) Darwin Award.
So I tell this tale, oh my dear friends,
  To warn you of the sorry story of Peter Barker.

(to be continued...)

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