What if Blizzard made Lord of the Rings?

Hilarious... what if LOTR2 was written like a Warcraft game? Here's the script (edited by me)... Enjoy!

EXT. HELM'S DEEP

CRAIG PARKER and his ARMY OF ELVES show up to help. Everyone
is ready for an ENORMOUS ANIMATED BATTLE. TEN THOUSAND ORCS
arrive and storm the fortress.

                        BERNARD HILL
            OMG ORC RUSH!!!!

                         ORC LEADER
            LOL!

                        BERNARD HILL
            >BLEEP<! >BLEEP BLEEP< GUYS!!

* BERNARD_HILL HAS LEFT THE GAME

                         ORC LEADER
            ROFL! PWN3D!

Eventually, IAN MCKELLEN, KARL URBAN, and KARL'S ARMY WHICH
IS NOW A HUNDRED TIMES LARGER show up! They win!

The RIDICULOUS GROUP OF TALKING TREES totally destroys
CHRISTOPHER LEE'S BARRACKS. They win too, but they lose THE
BATTLE TO NOT RUIN THE MOVIE.

END