Hilarious! XD

> KIDS IN GRADE SCHOOL THINK FAST
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> TEACHER: Why are you late?
> WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
> TEACHER: What sign
> WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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> TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
> CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!
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> TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile?"
> JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
> TEACHER: No, that's wrong
> JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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> TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
> SARAH: H I J K L M N O!!
> TEACHER: What are you talking about?
> SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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> TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
> GEORGE: Here it is!
> TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
> CLASS: George!
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> TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't
have
> ten years ago.
> WILLIE: Me!
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> TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
> TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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> TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I."
> ELLEN: I is...
> TEACHER: No, Ellen..... Always say, "I am."
> ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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> TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
> JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same
time."
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> TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down
> his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing
> it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
> JOHNNY: "Because George still had the ax in his hand."
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> TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say
> prayers before eating?
> SAM: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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> TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is
> exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
> DESMOND: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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> TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on
> talking when people are no longer interested?
> PUPIL: A teacher.
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