Wow... what a battle. I've been playing the online text-based game (yes, they ARE still around...) Urban Dead, in which the humans battle hordes of zombies. One of my characters was in Fort Creedy, and I'm part of the Creedy Defence Force, a resistance force to battle the undead hordes. And one of the most infamous hordes are aptly named "The Many".
As of now, Fort Creedy's barricades have been bashed in, and the defenders are horribly outnumbered. Yet they still continue to fight on...
Characters:
The zombies - As they're zombies, they can't speak properly. Apparently their vowels get kind of rattled. It's called Death Rattle.
Do look out for some of the human players, especially Von Luthius - some of their lines are ridiculously Monty Pythonesque...
Peppardville
Farmer Bob King Gidora John Hunter yellowfish Inky ...
139 zombies
You are yyafireman and you are infected. You have 45 Hit Points and 93 Experience Points. You have 50 Action Points remaining.
You are inside the Armoury. The majority of its shelves and lockers have been cleared. The building's doors have been left wide open. Also here are Farmer Bob, King Gidora, John Hunter, yellowfish, Inky, Socom, Spike Speigel, Turic Darkrider, Jeremy Thorne, snarrff, Alya, Samuria5, Triss, LOPcagney, Kaiser Sose, Tigpoppa, Bramtyr, Domiel, Vincent Postrel, TigDoc3, armoury3, SSKnight, YorkRite, 31Flavors, MadDogMcree, Armatron, DeFib, Reno911, Car54, HillStreet, BlueBack, Vahalla, Apathy's Death, NightShift, FF4Life, CubScout, Gibso, Sean Dead, Ed69b, Flimple, John Death, Grgh Argh, Black Lab, Melani, Jerry Coe, starshadow, Magwai, Grey Pete, ToraTora, Troy of NN, taniangde, Lazarus Blue, Lakius, Syndre, Andrew Jiang, John Stout, RainyNight, gladsfab, Fab5Mark, Smitney, Greist, Barsam, pinochey, RibRaby, TexNRex, curtainK, BearBob, marhipan.
Somebody has spraypainted Fort Creedy has fallen, retreat! onto a wall.
There is a horde of 139 zombies here.
There are 24 dead bodies here.
Since your last turn:
A zombie said "Graaaagh!" (10-18 00:39 GMT)
Drab Emordnilap said "AAAAAAAAAGH! 53 Z's outside, and 22 inside! Barricade them in and run away!!!" (10-18 00:53 GMT)
monkeynose said "don't be so silly." (10-18 00:54 GMT)
Old Man Waits said "Rh an rrrh rh... Nrh! Rh harh rna rrmbrh... Mrh ra... Rn rhrrh - rm rrrh..." (10-18 00:54 GMT)
Grantad said "I need a shot gun!" (10-18 01:08 GMT)
Von Luthius said "Luno! I'm loving that Tuba Sound! melani! Why are you punching! use that Banshee Scre...arrrr, I mean Beautiful Voice of yours ... Ummm...yeah....To make those rotter run to the Hills! *Continues playing trumpet Loudly!* Waits! Rottified! That's hilarious" (10-18 01:32 GMT)
Von Luthius said "Luno! Yopu were drooling madly there for a sec and excuse me for thinkinbg it normal for a Tubaist, but there ya go mate! All patched nicely. Now start the Ride of the Valkyries! It's the only song that goes with this Fun! That's it! Melani! Where's your" (10-18 01:34 GMT)
Von Luthius said "Operatic Voice to contribute to this cacophany of sound! Onwards lads! Lets take em down! Waits! Where are you you old Stinker you! We need yuour Harmonica! Hey, Zombie dudes, Contribute some singing and we'll reward you nicely! Speak up lads! That's it!" (10-18 01:36 GMT)
Von Luthius said "Hey Jak! Can you speak or just murmur? Someones hacking you right now, you poor rotter! Guys, once you kill a Z dump them outside before attacking a new one, else they just rise back to their feet again! That's it Luno! Louder *Tuba becomes a roar!* Ahhh." (10-18 01:38 GMT)
Hobel said "Ahh Vol Luthius Double down can't make it he is out searching needles..but told me to say your playing is a great backdrop to this zombie attack...I was wondering DD said you had a plan for creedy if you still have the suplies for that?" (10-18 01:39 GMT)
Von Luthius said "Ahhh, Hobel, My thanks to Pn Double Down and all those others listening to our melodies! Sorry bout that, I just felt like going outside and DNA tagging 20 Z's including Ed Man, and reviving Josey Wales! And no, the revives are fast running out. There" (10-18 01:44 GMT)
Von Luthius said "were 30 odd Z's in here prior to our stocking up. If we knew there were people in here, before we dropped all our guns for supplies, all we were carrying were fully loaded shotties and pistols! It was fun getting rid of that load together into a hoard of" (10-18 01:45 GMT)
A flare was fired 1 block to the east and 9 blocks to the south. (10-18 01:46 GMT)
Lord Tin Tin said "I'm infected I really need a heal, thanks in advance. Using my Last action point to say this" (10-18 01:47 GMT)
Von Luthius said "Rotters' Heads! Geesh! These Rotters are the strong silent type! Either that or they are dumbstruck by the beuty of our music! Heck! Stuff it, I don't know these rotters! Luno *Luno stops playing* Give me your Tuba for a sec. *Hands Von Luthius his Tuba*" (10-18 01:47 GMT)
Hobel said "Well I do belive we are entering last curtin call" (10-18 01:47 GMT)
Von Luthius said "Luno, here take it back! I was gonna smash a Z with it! But hey, they broke in, here's the barricade back up, and to us Providing the entertainment. Luno, Melani, Get your music going! And Melani, I expect to hear you singing this time! *Plays Trumpet wit" (10-18 01:49 GMT)
Pestilo said "That's for hassling my zombie alt, Von Luthius!" (10-18 01:50 GMT)
Von Luthius said "renued Gusto!* Hey! This Rotter Bit me! How unfair! attacking the Band! What did we ever do to you? Provide music and great atmosphere for the killing. Don't kill us to last! Spread the word, we're all having fun here playing to our Doom! Encore Luno! Mel" (10-18 01:51 GMT)
Von Luthius said "PESTILLO is a PKer! Fuck off you shit for brains fuck head! I'm playing me trumpet and your shooting me! Ther ignominy of the event! Hobel Help me! Get ya Bagpipes matey!" (10-18 01:52 GMT)
Pestilo said "Don't worry, I'll heal you. I wasn't trying to kill you, just hassle you." (10-18 01:53 GMT)
Von Luthius said "So Now you heal me? You attacked me for attacking/tagging a freaking Zombie! There's over 100 of the bastards and youi expect me not to hassel them? We're under seige in a frickin Hell Pit of a city and me and mine are doing our best to bring back the" (10-18 01:55 GMT)
Von Luthius said "arts. I mean, You interrupted the Playing! And I wasted my last FAK healing an all out attack! Bah! *Walks up to Pestillo and screeches a Super G in his Ear defening him as a personal Hassel back.* You better be able to play something Pestillo! Now join" (10-18 01:57 GMT)
Von Luthius said "the band! And heal me back to the 60HP I was on! Who Else can play an instrument? I have an entire bag here for you to take and play! Let's all play joyous music to the end of this chapter of Fort Creedy! Bring it! Sing It! Wheeee-Harrr! That's it!" (10-18 01:58 GMT)
Melani said "how long does it take for ap to refresh?" (10-18 02:04 GMT)
EvilHomer said "GARAGHH!!!" (10-18 02:08 GMT)
Eva Braun said "Von Luthius - I can hum a little bit. Can you play the Horst Wessel song, followed by Happy Trails?" (10-18 02:09 GMT)
Hobel said "**Pulles out his Banjo** this is the best I can do Von...but how about that theam from the movie deliverance...I think theses zombies would understand it best" (10-18 02:11 GMT)
Eva Braun said "OOOOOOUCH!!!! EvilHomer bit me with his nasty infectious bite. Bad EvilHomer! Bad! Can anyone spare a FAK for a poor widow? Heil Cowboy Up!!!" (10-18 02:13 GMT)
Melani said "IM INFECTED!" (10-18 02:14 GMT)
Melani said "Thank you! yh" (10-18 02:14 GMT)
Eva Braun said "Thanks, yh! You are truly dedicated to the cause. Heil Cowboy Up!" (10-18 02:15 GMT)
Thandar said "Zrmbaaaazrmbaaaazrmbaaa Zrmbaaaazrmbaaaazrmbaaa... BANNAH!" (10-18 02:15 GMT)
Melani said "I'm spent on ap... sorry guys *sits and sings sadly wishes she could help*" (10-18 02:16 GMT)
AshTheZombie said "Rrh rh hra rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrh" (10-18 02:19 GMT)
Pestilo said "Yeah, I'm infected too." (10-18 02:19 GMT)
Ashurbinipaul said "This place isn't going to hold out much longer. I recommend getting out ASAP. The Necro building East is probably your best bet..." (10-18 02:21 GMT)
That Hurts Baby said "15hp, infected, dying - fresh from the Marks slaughter. If any CDF members or others could give me some heals I'd appreciate it very much." (10-18 02:23 GMT)
Wisbechzombie said "Zhamaamba" (10-18 02:25 GMT)
RobertK said "I'm holding the door's closed!!! Can anyone bring something to block them?" (10-18 02:29 GMT)
Bubba McJones said "AMMO!!!" (10-18 02:30 GMT)
DJRoberts said "Infected, please bring healing" (10-18 02:38 GMT)
Joe Dead said "7 Rotters! Kill 'em! Got med kits, so sound off" (10-18 02:53 GMT)
tirion said "Need on here please...." (10-18 02:55 GMT)
BlueBack said "Spund Off for first aid I dont have diagnosis." (10-18 02:59 GMT)
Pestilo said "As soon as someone heals me, I'm getting the hell out of here!" (10-18 03:02 GMT)
Von Luthius said "Coward! Hey Eva, Hobel! Welcome to the Band! Zombies, I expect us to die last cause we are the Band and we'll play till the end and talk all the while! Melani, Eva, Duet time! I'll play whatever whenever, Zombies! I want requests or join the Choir! Hobel," (10-18 03:04 GMT)
Von Luthius said "anyone else in the band with AP! Get outside and tell the Z's not to kill Von Lutthiu, Luno, Melani, Eva Braun and Hobel till last as we are providing Music, atmosphere and entertainment to all! Come on guys! This is Cool Ass Fun! Who else wants ta play?" (10-18 03:08 GMT)
BlueBack healed you for 5 HP. (10-18 03:08 GMT)
Karl Lenin said "Comrades, drive these deadites out and I will bring healing! Keep singing Von Luthius!" (10-18 03:09 GMT)
Hobel said "Anyone know that song the band played from the movie the Titantic?...Von Luthius Eva, Luno. Melani...it has been an honor playing with you tonight. Daa naa naa naa" (10-18 03:13 GMT)
Von Luthius said "Hobel, no worries mate! hey, We need someone in here who will leave their character inactive till the fort gets overrun then copies and pastes the entirety of their conversation into a UD Forum thread entitled Fort Creedy - The Last Hours. I soooo wanna" (10-18 03:15 GMT)
Von Luthius said "see that when it's done! Oh, and I play the trumpet. Melani and Eva are the singers, and Luno the Tubaist, Hobel the Banjo player and Old man Waits the Harmonica player! Where's the Trombonist when we need them They have the best humour Ever!" (10-18 03:18 GMT)
Karl Lenin said "It is time to evacuate comrades, the hospital might be coming with some healing, but don't count on it. 161 dead corpses outside, 52 more walking corpses, not to mention the others around here. Sorry comrades, time to abandon ship!" (10-18 03:19 GMT)
Randoly said "there are only 5 zeds left in here coward!" (10-18 03:20 GMT)
Randoly said "there are only 5 zeds left in here coward!" (10-18 03:22 GMT)
Karl Lenin said "5 in here, but ten times that outside, I don't feel like being feasted upon, I'll bring help if I can, but I don't know if anyone will come, good luck comrades!" (10-18 03:23 GMT)
Hobel said "Bing bing Bing...ahh see the CDF does still stand..Long play the music...Von Luthius..its time for the charge of the Valkurie..lets sturr the chaps on to the final drive..the baricades hold..only 4 rotters in here...come on boys drive them to the sea" (10-18 03:26 GMT)
Hobel said "Bing bing Bing...ahh see the CDF does still stand..Long play the music...Von Luthius..its time for the charge of the Valkurie..lets sturr the chaps on to the final drive..the baricades hold..only 4 rotters in here...come on boys drive them to the sea" (10-18 03:31 GMT)
MG said "shit we're all dead! 63 Zeds outside and 5 inside! Wake up fuckers!" (10-18 03:55 GMT)
MagicG said "I'm infected. Need healing!" (10-18 03:57 GMT)
Joe Dead said "4 med kits left. Who wants them?" (10-18 03:58 GMT)
MagicG said "Can someone get rid of this infection for me?" (10-18 03:59 GMT)
Eva Braun said "Von Luthius - it would seem that now would be a good time to strike up a verse or two of Lili Marlene. And a one, and a two..." (10-18 03:59 GMT)
Eva Braun said "Outside the barracks, by the corner light...I'll always stand and wait for you at night...We will create a world for two...I'll wait for you the whole night through...For you, Lili Marlene...For you, Lili Marlene." (10-18 04:01 GMT)
Hobel said "OMG did you see that..the Zombie broke my banjo....well I did not want to have to do this to everyone but here it is *pulls out a bagpipe and blows the eary sound** ok Von lets do a little amazing grace for the recent falling...**Amazing grace how......." (10-18 04:03 GMT)
Eva Braun said "Bugler tonight don't play the call to arms...I want another evening with her charms...Then we will say goodbye and part...I'll always keep you in my heart...With me, Lili Marlene...With me, Lili Marlene." (10-18 04:03 GMT)
Eva Braun said "Can you hold the Amazing Grace rendition until I finish my solo? A little decency in death is all I ask." (10-18 04:04 GMT)
Eva Braun said "Give me a rose to show how much you care...Tie to the stem a lock of golden hair...Surely tomorrow, you'll feel blue...But then will come a love that's new...For you, Lili Marlene...For you, Lili Marlene." (10-18 04:05 GMT)
Eva Braun said "When we are marching in the mud and cold...And when my pack seems more than I can hold...My love for you renews my might...I'm warm again, my pack is light...It's you, Lili Marlene...It's you, Lili Marlene." (10-18 04:07 GMT)
Eva Braun said "My love for you renews my might...I'm warm again, my pack is light...It's you, Lili Marlene...It's you, Lili Marlene." (10-18 04:08 GMT)
Bruce McGiven said "there in attack" (10-18 04:08 GMT)
Eva Braun said "Braindead Ned wants me dead, so let's end the evening with everyone's favorite - Amazing Grace...How sweet the sound..." (10-18 04:10 GMT)
Eva Braun said "That save a wretch like me (and Cowboy Up!)...I once was lost but now am found...Was blind but now I see." (10-18 04:11 GMT)
Eva Braun said "Gaa...aackkk...[gasp]...Heil Cowboy Up!" (10-18 04:12 GMT)
Gertrude Stein said "Zhamaa-maaamba zha zhaa-maaaamba zha ma bam ba, zha-maaaamba zha barhah!" (10-18 04:13 GMT)
Gertrude Stein said "Zha maaaaam-ba zha zha harh ha ha, zha maaaaamba zha barhah!" (10-18 04:14 GMT)
Eva Braun said "Have the reinforcements arrived to save us yet? I think I hear...gaaaaaaaaaackkkkkkk.......Ug. [THUD]" (10-18 04:14 GMT)
Gertrude Stein said "Aza Brahm zhng maarh!" (10-18 04:15 GMT)
Eva Braun said "Don't...let...them...get...the...har...mon...i...ca...player...Heil Cowboy Up! [gassssssssp]" (10-18 04:16 GMT)
Gertrude Stein said "Zhng Azha Brahn!! Zhaaaaang harh Zhamaamba! Zhng!!" (10-18 04:16 GMT)
Gertrude Stein said "Aaaah!! Azha Brahn zha hambargarh!! Zhamaamba!" (10-18 04:18 GMT)
Stabby Stabby said "one of the zombies is my friend, mister rick! if anyone can revive him, plz...." (10-18 04:20 GMT)
MorganFreeman said "I was not expecting this. No. Really." (10-18 04:30 GMT)
Melani said "I'm infected angain!" (10-18 04:35 GMT)
Melani said "Last ap for the night most likely... I'll try to comeback keep up the good fight!" (10-18 04:37 GMT)
Hobel said "Eva Braun..I am sorry to start before your solo was over..but at least we picked it up..and thanks to the Zombies for goining in..yes..everyone is welcome to sing and play in the Fort Creedy Last stand lonley heart band..." (10-18 04:39 GMT)
Hobel said "Eva Braun..I am sorry to start before your solo was over..but at least we picked it up..and thanks to the Zombies for goining in..yes..everyone is welcome to sing and play in the Fort Creedy Last stand lonley heart band..." (10-18 04:50 GMT)
Saromu4 said "16 zombies in here!!!!" (10-18 04:51 GMT)
Bramtyr said "DEFEND!!!!! DESTROY ALL ZOMBIES!!! RALLY FORT CREEDY!!!!!" (10-18 04:51 GMT)
gunslinger2 said "63 zs outside, the many have this batle owned" (10-18 05:08 GMT)
Killer D said "CDF is officially pulling out of here... if you don't want to die, move to adjacent buildings... I hope all you bastards that talk shit get eaten" (10-18 05:41 GMT)
Melani said "*cires histarically* I'm gonna die!" (10-18 05:56 GMT)
Hobel said "Ahh its time to again strike up the band....Von Luthius..I am going play a little Jazz maybe a little Zoot suit riot your trumpet would be great with it...everyone..living and dead..you know where to scream Zoot suit riot so sing along. here we go..." (10-18 06:37 GMT)
Phil Nekro said "Rh an rh ra rrh an hrh rrh rrh" (10-18 06:44 GMT)
Officer Dan said "at 18 hp and is infected. Could someone heal please? Stupid fuckin zeds burn in hell." (10-18 07:02 GMT)
Hobel said "To all in the fort and the zombies Von Luthius and I are plaing music to the fall of the fort please leave us be to our own devices..**grabing a harmonica** lets do the I have the Collapsed barricades blues" (10-18 07:08 GMT)
Von Luthius said "Hobel Well Done Mate! Zombies Hobel and me and Eva and Melani and Luno and Old Man Waits are playing music and singing till the end. Kill us last and we'll make it atmospheric to say the least! *Pulls out Trumpet and plays Zoot Suite Riot! Well Done Eva!" (10-18 07:29 GMT)
Von Luthius said "Yeah, read the Sign Kill Us last! *Continues blasting on the Trumpet to the Bagpipes a stirling and often times improvised version of In the Hall of the Mountain King. Requests taken Always! Zombies! What do you want us to play? We'll do the lot! *Play on" (10-18 07:32 GMT)
Von Luthius said "Hobel, Eva, Luno, Melani. Contact me via PM of Squidgey on the UD Forums after this is done. I wanna keep this band a going strong! Besides the conversation is great as well! Requests people and Rotters! Rottify us last! *Da da da da da-da dar, da da dar*" (10-18 07:34 GMT)
Von Luthius said "Hobel, Eva Luno, Melani, I hav enough NT Syringes to revive us all, if you want it to go when the Fort falls completely! Oh, and the CDF ARE COWARDS! I mean look how many people and zombies are here for our performance. Makes me eart swell with Pride! :D" (10-18 07:36 GMT)
Hobel said "**putting down the Bagpipes for a second* Actally Sir..The CDF was all killed last night as they slept trying to hold the Marks building to the nw most of them are now zombies bitting other zombies outside..even in death the CDF is fighting for the fort" (10-18 07:46 GMT)
Hobel said "Von I will pm you on the main boards..I look foward to playing with out again on other disasters..*picks back up bagpides* ok here is Brown eye Girl comeone everyone join in" (10-18 07:58 GMT)
Barry Zuckerkorn said "uhhhh, the many are outside. there are 71 of them." (10-18 08:44 GMT)
Fifties said "Screw it, I'm not going to wait around to get splattered!" (10-18 08:46 GMT)
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Shit! The stuff you stumble across when bored and youd ecide to enter your character names/alias's online into google and hit search!
I am Von Luthius/Ram Rock Ed First, and this was the best trip down Memory Lane I could have asked for. I haven't spoken to most of those people for an age, dated melani long distance from half the world away for 8 months in RL, and am still kicking it up in UD. Damn, but thanks for having this up here, fantastic to read through it all again and relive an event that happened 2 years ago!
Von Luthius (formerly Leader of the Malton Lonely hearts Club Big Band, Second Generation Original Council of Leaders Councillor, and current Zombie Librarian of the Quartly Study Group).
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