Zombie Man

Just read this post on one of the Urban Dead forums... sweet! :D

To get everyone's spirits up
« Thread Started on Oct 17, 2005, 1:06am »

I've composed a song.

To the tune of Piano Man, by Billy Joel, I present:

Zombie Man

It's nine A.M. on a Saturday
The regular crowd shambles in
There's a zombie sitting next to me
Who sadly has lost all his skin

He says, "Grrr argh bargh argh argh
Harm argh harma argh har ma bar"
I wish I understood the poor fella now
But my translator's at home

Ar ar ar, ar ar ar ar
Ar ar, arm arm ar ar ar

Sing us a song, you're the zombie man
Sing us of human chow
Well, we're all in the mood for some brainz right now
But we'll settle for your music somehow

Now Tyrant at the bar is a kill of mine
I PK'd him in Owlesleybank
And he sometimes misses human hugs and human kisses
But for his love of brains he gives thanks

He says, "Bill, I believe this is killing me."
As the Zombie Hunter headshot him down
And though he was right I'll see him tonight
You can't keep a good zombie down

Oh, Ar ar ar, ar ar ar ar
Ar ar, arm arm ar ar ar

Now Graagh is a former scientist
Who never should've made that drug
And he's chompin' on Bobby, who was in the lobby
Of a safehouse that came all unplugged

And the COL is practicing politics
As the Vengabeans slowly get stoned
Yes they're sharing a drink they call Server Lag
Which means Kevan's playing alone

Sing us a song, you're the zombie man
Sing us of human chow
Well, we're all in the mood for some brainz right now
But we'll settle for your music somehow

It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday
And the zombies give me a smile
'Cause they like all my songs and they grunt along
Which really puts a cramp in my style

And the zombies, they sound like a Dead film
And the microphone smells like dry blood
And they sit at the bar and put brainz in my jar
And say, "Ar, ar ar harm-barg-agh"

Oh, Ar ar ar, ar ar ar ar
Ar ar, arm arm ar ar ar

Sing us a song, you're the zombie man
Sing us of human chow
Well, we're all in the mood for some brainz right now
But we'll settle for your music somehow

« Last Edit: Oct 17, 2005, 7:08pm by [CDF] enochthewatcher »